Tuesday, June 23, 2009

much needed new gear - FIXED

I got an awesome new guitar a couple days ago for a price so low, I don't even really want to say. As you can probably tell, I'm thrilled. Below is a picture from Gretsch's website. But that's pretty much exactly the guitar I got. A Gretsch Electromatic hollowbody G5120 guitar in orange with a clear pickguard. Exactly what I wanted. It's the low end guitar offered by Gretsch, but it's also doesn't cost a friggin' grand like their other models. It's made in Korea and has cheaper electronics/pickups than the Arkansas-made ones, but it still sounds like a dream.

So that's one down. The other guitar I've been wanting is an acoustic resonator to play around with at home. I imagine I won't be splurging on that anytime soon, but you never know when deals creep up.

This orange Gretsch beauty will be making its grand debut July 25th at the National Underground in the Lower East Side. Should be a dandy of a show with us and our good friends the Hey!


Thursday, June 18, 2009

Geeking out at the end of the universe

the other thing i've been into lately is astronomy. yup, astronomy. minus the complex mathematics that's needed to fully understand it. i'm content at the moment to just soak in the pictures and come to the humble realization that i am not at all important in any sort of cosmic sense. enough blather, look at these pics.

There's so much out there. If you can imagine, say there are a million galaxies (there are more, but for example's sake here). And in each galaxy, there are a million stars (again, there are more in reality). And even if just half of those stars have planets orbiting around them. think of how many fucking planets that is. jesus.

ok, enough thinking. here's another pic to make you cry out sweet moses and feel like a blip on the grand radar of the universe.

two things

a Gretsch 5120 hollowbody with a Bigsby tailpiece
an acoustic resonator

but first, tea, juice, water, chicken soup, drugs, drugs, drugs and i've gotta shake this damn cold i picked up in detroit.



Thursday, June 11, 2009

the scourge of no dancing

i hate to say it, but some people are too cool for school. look, rock n roll is about dancing and having a good time. those are the roots of rock n roll. in the 50s and 60s, people used to dance to rock music and have fun doing it. then, for some terrible reason, things changed. people regressed from dancing to toe tapping to head bobbing to where we're at now: standing with your arms folded and politely applauding after songs. that sucks. i hate it. i hate it as a fan and as a performer. fuck that hipster shit. too cool to fucking dance? ridiculous. we played what i thought was pretty dancey set a week ago and most people were too cool to dance or show any kind of emotion and thought it more fun to enjoy a show with their arms folded while standing statue-like in corners. how is that more fun than being an active part of something? this is the other bad part of shows nowadays. people are legitimately afraid of coming close to the stage. what's going to happen? honestly! This is going to sound like sour grapes, but it needs to be said. Rock n roll shows are for dancing and some form of movement is always appreciated. I hate playing shows where there is a five foot buffer between the band and the audience. I hate seeing a huge empty space between us and you. It's stupid and artificial.

Monday, June 8, 2009

David Byrne

David Byrne makes music so beautiful that I want to quit making it myself because there is no way that I could ever do what he does.   I saw him tonight, kinda.  I could only see him on the monitors outside the Prospect Park bandshell, but I could hear him.  Oh yeah.  He sounds and moves like the 23 year old guy in the Talking Heads, except he's 57 now and wears white suits to match his white hair.  How is that even possible?  How does he still have it after all these years?  I saw him today, and I wanted to quit, just for a little while.  I've listened to his new album a lot over the past couple months.  It's gorgeous.  There's no other way to describe it.  Especially a song like My Big Nurse.  It's music I want to listen to while sitting on a porch and staring out to the abyss of the Pacific Ocean and drinking a beer poured into a stout glass.  

He drew a huge crowd of people.  He filled the whole bandshell area, and then that crowd spilled out to the playground area behind the stage, the grassy areas south of the bandshell, the picnic tables to the north, the street to the east that faced the stage, and the grassy area across that street.  People sat on blankets, ate sandwiches, stood, contorted, kneeled, sat on other people, sat Indian-style on the streets, grass, seats, makeshift seats and whatever else they could find.  And when he started Once in a Lifetime, everyone slowly gathered themselves and stood up to try and dance to it, except the audience is filled with awkward white dancing and the space to do that was nil.  A worth effort nevertheless, and at least some hipsters were roused to movement.  Beats standing cross-armed and silent any day of the week.

And when we thought we had our fill of humanity, we walked through the park, though it was more like a hurried jaunty wading through the crowds, and we found the subway home.
 

Saturday, June 6, 2009

The Ideal Life

Breakfast: 2 eggs, fried, 2 sausage links, 2 crawfish cakes, remoulade sauce a must, home fries, 1/2 broiled grapefruit, coffee, orange juice and some combination of the following on the jukebox: Johnny Cash, T-Bone Walker, Muddy Waters.

Well, it's cereal, coffee and the James Gang for me instead today.  But hey, we've got a show tonight and it will be magnificent.  Really? Really!  Ok, so come on out.  


8am show at the Cameo Bar with the Nouvellas, the Mess Arounds (not the Mess Me Ups, unfortunately, but a man can dream), and Daddy Long Legs.  Good lineup all around and all that for only $7.  What a deal!  

Cameo is located at 93 N. 6th St, between Barry and Wythe, in the heart of all that is good and bad about hipsters, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY.  L Train to Bedford and then it's walking time, down one block and west 1.5 blocks.  Not too bad, but a little exercise will do you good.  Ok, see you out.  I hope.

Friday, June 5, 2009